Kristi Noem: Shield of the Americas (Film, Book, Soundtrack)

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Kristi Noem: Shield of the Americas

(A Comedy Documentary)

Logline: After a very public firing and an even more confusing re-hiring, Kristi Noem is tasked with leading the mysterious "Shield of the Americas"—a job with a $220 million legacy, a silver platter, and absolutely no instructions.

When Kristi Noem is ousted from Homeland Security mid-speech and immediately "promoted" to Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, she thinks she’s saved the day. There’s just one problem: nobody told her what the job actually is.

Armed with a silver platter and a mountain of unanswered emails,

Kristi moves into a basement office to oversee a continental security initiative that might just be a glorified witness protection program for former cabinet members. The film follows her hilarious, high-stakes attempt to "secure the hemisphere" while trying to figure out if she’s the most powerful woman in the West or just the only person in Washington who hasn't checked the group chat.

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